Monday, February 22, 2021

On Safari

 

I  was very fortunate on safari to capture camel and be ablecto shoot them from my Land Rover at close range. They looked rather lumpy, but somewhat tame.

I then returned to my lodgings for a 5pm brunch to see a gutwrenchingly patronising film, Academy Award winning "Out Of Africa" where all the blicks were poor or servants. Meryl  Streep's accent was as disasterous as the movie. Robert Redford savedcthe show being handsome , modest and pissing off on  safari very frequently. 

Saturday, February 20, 2021

New touring bike

 Well,  new to me.  He's a Jamis Coda Sport on good condition with a rack and panniers, a bar bag and headlight.

 After I sealed the deal my doc and i went for a dip in Pittwater. 
Wingy Jimmi Reserve Bayvuew. The oysters were scary but we got by ok. 

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Lounge Lizard Goes AWOL

 After hours,  days and weeks of doing bugger-all I escaped the clutches of the lounge seeking adventure.  If Scott Zamek from Ohio can survive;

 Typical view from cycle path
Storm clears 
Not Fred the Folder,  my next project bike



bike theft in Italy, an aggressive mid-night arrest in Syria (?) and detention in Jordan, then surely I could ride 20 of 30 k of cycleway!     My little red folding  bike was ready: tyres pumped,  pannier packed, all spic and span and lubed up ... as was I.

I shut "Fred" up and lifted him into the back of my daughter's tiny hatch. Well, that was easy. And of we went heading east for the coast.  I figured,  if I'm going to test myself and the bike out, it might as well be done somewhere scenic.  We got showers and the sky was mostly overcast on the way out, which i was really happy about because where I was headed is a tourism hotspot and rain will keep people away.  

The spot for take of was near to a dedicated cycleway on the south side of  a protected waterway. The plan was to head east then south along the coast and back,  then out i had a need for more I could keep heading west along the waters edge. 

The immediate section was on a fairly busy road with a market shoulder for cyclists and walkers.  There was a bit off traffic on road and shoulder and the only problem was that I  created for myself; riding along adjusting and checking my gear distracted me enough to do a swerve in front of a following car.  This was partly an age problem,  while I'm not an old crony,  my reactions are not as sharp as they once were.  But anyway,  we survived without drama thanks to a new law in the state that requirrequiring cats to give cyclists a wide berth.  

Entering the of road cycleway was bliss by comparison with the road; smoother, quieter, shady and right by the water.  It was also more social and slower placed. Ahh. I pulled a low great and cruised along negotiating around puddles that sent grey sand and bark mulch flicking up over me and the gears.  But essentially it was totally engaging,  a dreamlike good. 

I had a few more sections of shared roadway cycling which is bloody dangerous and decidedly un-peaceful. At the furthest out point  Fingal Bay,  I had a refreshing swim by the southern headland.  There was a strange mix out water users, frog men in full snorkling suits through to woman in bikinis. A lifesavers carnival was going on along the beach and the crowd was massive. Post Covid enthusiasms I guess?

As I was showering off it started raining, a little grey cloud that snuck up behind the headland ambushed everyone.  I scuttled along and found a sheltered picnic table to stay dry and change into dry clothes. But as I Got ready to go the rain got serious and there was a whiteout for a while. I ate my cold pizza bread and drank water,  kind of craving a coffee but enjoying the moment.  As the rain broke,  shafts of light highlighted the scene,  grey blue surf,  gold sand,  black skies beyond and in the foreground eucalypts all shiny and sparkling rain drops on leaves.  Why don't I do this more often?!

Into the ride back I had numbness in my hands and,  well my dick. The seat is pretty small and my arse is,  well not that big but it suffers  the weight of my fat guts bearing down on it.  My hands often go tingly but respond quickly to a bit of a shake.  But these were minor annoyances and offset a day that went ballistic on the Good Time Register..

I clocked up just under 25k  on my first serious outing, and apart from the need to rest my numb bum I felt capable of another few ks. I think the weird  squirming of Folding Fred mean that he's best restricted to commuter riding though.  

      



  The only element I need to take caution over are state authorities. Our Premier, in a bid to further increase std a are revenue and oppress the working class had an army of law enforcement officers policing ever mow draconian regulations.  But i am determined that i should not be controlled by fear inducing government.  On on.

Friday, February 12, 2021

Car to Bike


 Well,  not that I need another project. But, my little folding bike: needs a mate, has short legs,  may not be up to touring.  So I've dragged my old Giant Cypress off the dung heap. 

   Now,  serious cyclists can scoff away,  as far as serious bikes go this one doesn't enter the picture.  Even Giant's sales pitch describes it as a "comfortable commuter for the pleasure cyclist". But you know its what I've got and i dont have the spare cash to invest in a serious touring bike.  Besides,  I like old.  I'm  old for heavens sake! When I was a kid this 20 plus year old bike would have been ahead of its time.  Hell an aluminum frame and 21 gears, for me that's good enough. 

This bike was good enough for me to commute on for several years,  so a few lazy touring miles should be a cinch.

It's raining and I want to achieve something with the day. 

Repairs & Parts List:      Cables x4; brakes & gears.      Tyres x2                                      Hand grips                                Front wheel??                            Brake pads x 4.

So, not bad, apart from the wheel,  its all the "soft" perishable stuff.                          


Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Bicycle Touring


 Ive turned 60 and am eligible to travel on public transport across the state for a max. daily cost of $2.50.

Folding bikes like mine are allowed on trains. 

I'll keep you posted. 

Monday, February 8, 2021

Wharram Refit Reference

 https://www.wharram.com/articles/spirit-of-gaia-renovation/part-1

Above is a link to party 1 of 4 detailingthe refit off the 20 year old Spirit of Gaia. So far I've only skim read parts 1 and 4 and i read with interest and concern that all deck timber is epoxy coated.  Well the front beam of Knu  has  virtually no epoxy anywhere.  


Tiki Refit - Rear Beam

 Scraped and sanded per usual.

Removing fittings (winch,  cleats) bolts left too long had corrosion paint to make it hard.  These need to be cut off.  

NEXT = Cut bolts and oil. 

Tiki Refit - Tiller Bar

 Removed swivel extension bar. 

Scraped. 

Power sanded. 

Observed possible rot, could be crappy timber.  

PLAN => Oil. 

PLAN B => Replace with aluminium tube. 


Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Feeling Lush

 

I cannot recall when this property was so green and lush with life.  There we have neighbouring cattle over communing with a steady goat that's taken up residence here.  Some weeks ago we had a flush of kid goats, they're playing on an old fallen tree keeping up of the long, damp grass.  

Birdlife is busy too; there was some strange call just before dawn that ive never heard. It sounded like someone hitting a tennis ball followed by an "ah" sound,  like the shot went out.  It must have been odd because the rosters have up their incessant banter around the valley.  We have a community of Willywagtails, game as Ned and quite songful. I do love their machine gun chatter anyhow,  and they're good big munched .  No snakes or ticks,  a few mozzies,  but really very enjoyable. 

   It's possible too, that i am the happiest and fittest I've ever been.  Working hard,  eating less and thinking about roofing and paddling.  Life is indeed lush right now. 

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Car to Bike Transition



 Lately,  what with Global Warming and shit, I've been thinking about getting out of my car and onto a bike. 

Typically for my western encultured mind i looked to consume my way ahead.  I was entranced by the Cargo Bike Cult coming out off California.  Those long flowing frames and massive racks capable of carrying four children and mow recently on their FB marketing feed, behives. I know Google listens to users' conversations and markets to suit, but have Yuba bikes discovered personal marketing? But the feel good marketing BS wrote thin when,  after weeks of saving I accepted that $7k for a Spicy Curry was not going to fly. 

One thing that irked me about the Cargo Bike was the length and how you hide it on a train.  Then i looked at Touring bikes. More hardy on gravel,  able to carry a decent load,  go on a train more easily and cheaper ... but still to expensive. 

But the detour through Touring Bike literature took me further on a looping path back to the Foldable Bike. Still with my culture blinkers on, i was looking at high budget models like the Brompton ... "handmade in London by craftsmen trained in [the dark art of]  braising, ridden and loved the world over". I felt like i was back on the fasting sites -  it was a brief dalliance - but it was really only more brand relationship building BS. 

I then took a route that I'm often want to take, Kindle.  I love to read long narratives about people's experiences with a certain product that i want to  buy. Touring on Foldable Bikes revealed yarnsthat i could relate to.  Buying a cheap bikebikes doing micro-adventures in China,  packing your gear and pedaling across America smiling,  laughing and joking all the way,  apparently. Then the possibility of using the bike I've got took a hold on me!

Once again I got carried away wanting to but puncture proof tubes, pannìers, lights and the list just seemed to lengthen stupidly.  Then,  whilereading my Kindle yarn about "unraveling", getting all the bike racing baggage putt of your mind and just having fun on your bike.  "Like you did Wyden you were a kid". so i rolled over,  setmy alarm for 5.45.

Up early,  load the bike, pump, helmet and backpack my 


new senior discount train pass in my pocket and into my son to be second rate truck.  Brrrr, brrrr, click. No that's not the sound off my fingers freezing, it's the sound of a flat battery.  I tossed up the option of pumping the bike tyres and heading off and dealing with the hill up to the farm tonite.  But no ,  it was raining anyway and i hang really prepared that well.  So my firstfour-day into carbon free- lite commutinghad been scorched.  But fear not, i will spend the day preparingsaid bike and fitting various accessories that I've inherited or bought over the years and kind of guaranteeing that when next the opportunity arises,  the transition will be smoother.

 

Monday, January 25, 2021

First paddle in a while


 It's just past the middle of January,  high summer,  and i haven't had a paddle for access. Probably due to bursitis in my right shoulder and being too busy working on my Land Rover and  helping out with my daughter's horse business. 

And with the truck now going okay, kind of like someone with a skinful of rum insists they're sober and wobbles in a straight line, okay. But I fitted a rear roof rack 2 weeks ago just in the off chance,  you know . And today,  my time came and ignoring the heat,  I loaded my Riot C-Kayak and hit the river. 

It hadn't lost any weight since our last outing,  but thankfully the body was holding up.  Keeping It Simple, it was jist the basics, no snacks, just water and a hat. I'd waylaid my preferred lifevest so made do with a dangly item that was supposed to self inflate,  but by the look of the corrosion on the gas bottle,  I doubt that.  The river was glassy with a steady ebb flow,. The turgid colour indicating that it was probably hangovers runoff from a really wet Xmas. 

What is that,  that sense of elation as you shove off  away from land. I first felt it when i got my first trailer sailor,  42 years ago.  Rush through traffic,  rig her up,  back her off , park the ute, climb on, hoist sail then aaahh. I feel it mostly in the shoulders,  like a release off pressure,  a raising on the heart in the chest cavity and an easing of my breath. Ithappened today too, to be sure.  Just a few strokes, the shoulders working painlessly, the satisfying pull of the paddle and the glide of the hull over the water. Pretty quickly, I realised my physical excuses for not paddling were overstated. Probably being in pain the negativity enveloped me. Oh well I'm  here now, and  it feels good. 

To preserve energy I paddled on the shaded side of the river,  below massive guns,  willows and that grassy bamboo like plant that infests the river banks. Mullet and the occasional bass sent up bow waves,  a lone brown duck fled its camp, but mostly it was so bloddy peaceful. A couple of guys on sit on top boats paddled painfully slowly down river, no rhythm,  aimless.  In response to my enthusiastic remarks about the moment,  they grumbled about the heat.  I hesitated to recommend paddling in the shade,  but decided they were happy in their misery and let them pass.  They were the only water users I met on the water today.  I was amused by jumping mullet; whooshing clear of the water they  turn slightly in the air and land with a slap.  As I  approached the village of Paterson what was obvious was the quietness.  Nobody picnicking or  swimming, not a sound from the park.  Surely they were not all at home in airconditioning?! The diving pontoon was abandoned. Photo. 

The paddle home was current assisted and the speed of my kayak amazed and delighted me.  At the ramp I met Matt and his wife Melinda. Matt was quite  upbeat, this was his first paddle since having his  leg amputated and he'd wrapped his  mechanical knee in glad wrap to preserve it.  





Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Garden Review


 Last week,  the boyfriend puff my daughter followed me into the garden.  I was embarrassed because it looked so wild and yet unplanted. A broken peach tree,  heavily laden with fruit,  two limbs snapped and laying on the earth, took pride of place. Luckily the outer layer of bark,  still intact, was keeping those limbs alive.  



"What's that?", he asks. "Silverbeet. You can put it on stir fries and with scrambled eggs".

"Is that tomato?"

"This one? No it's potato. They just chine up from throwing peelings out. This is amaranth, you can eat the young leaves in salad and make floor from the seeds... that's spinach.  Its a native type.  Its a bit tough and bitter, but a little butter and garlic and is nice". I looked around realising there was more going on in the garden than i gave credit for.  Cans lily,  grape,  sweet potato,  beyond,  the colors odd a young macadamia and sprawling white mulberry tree.  

"It looks busy but once got that old cupboard onthe verandah full of seedlings to go in". 

He looked dazed.  I suspect he'd seen the Farmers Friends and Milk Thistle and thought it was a weedy mess.  I did a bit, but I'd left the weeds there on purpose, for the bees,  other bugs,  diversity and,  well just because it's nature doing it's thing. He looked overwhelmed.   In his New Housing Estate World where residents worked long hours in tedious positions,  the gardens were low maintenance from necessity; agapanthus,  yukkas, box hedges. And vast lawns where people slumped over ride-on mowers on Sundays with a chilled bottle of  beer or wine in the cup holder. 

May be my garden is not so bags after all.